Artificial Virginity Hymens

Look at that! You can fake your orgasms AND your virginity. Every time I think I’m maybe going over the top in my cynicism with respect to the human race, said human race manages to surprise and disappoint still further.

“Kee-RIST, Left,” you mutter to yourself, “what are you on about now?” I’m glad you asked. It’s this Japanese product which describes itself thusly:

Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groan, you will pass through undetectable.

Ummm….yeah. Really, isn’t it time we got rid of the whole virginity/purity perception? Women have more to offer the world than an unbroken flap of tissue and then a life as a baby incubator. Not to mention the dishonesty implicit in a product like this. Now…if your lover has a thing for virgins and you’re into it…more power to you, I guess…but if you’re having sex (like most functional adult women) and lying to the man you’re marrying so that he’ll still marry you? You’re lying to both of you. And if that’s all he really values about you, why the hell do you want to be with him anyway?

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5 responses to “Artificial Virginity Hymens

  1. Pingback: Artificial Virginity Hymens « Left Coast Librul’s Weblog-New products from JAPAN

  2. That is, um… wow.

    I don’t really understand why a woman would want to do this.

    A blood-like substance? Ewww.

  3. leftcoastlibrul

    Hi, Laura, thanks for the comment.

    Yeah, that was pretty much my response as well. “WTF? Are there really women out there who think it’s crucial they be a virgin when they get married?” If so, all I can do is pity them…

  4. The onlly reason to use this product is to lie to your spouse and make him think you are still a virgin. Tell the truth, sheech!!

    • leftcoastlibrul

      Hey, beartracks, how was your Christmas? 🙂

      Yeah, I can’t see any honesty in something like this. That’s not really a basis for a marriage.

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